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<p>&quot;Enters&quot;?<br />Well, we

Fri, 03/31/2023 - 02:12

Well, we found the reporter that's Not a stoner, or wasn't until recently.

Cup Noodles enters the lucrative "Wake and Bake" market.

<p>*Roaring Laughter*</p><p>That&#39;s

Fri, 03/31/2023 - 02:10

*Roaring Laughter*

That's fucking Stellar.

Two carjackers force a driver out of the car, then realize they can't drive a stick shift (video)

<p>Ok everyone, please take a seat.

Fri, 03/31/2023 - 01:59

Ok everyone, please take a seat. Welcome to "Felonies 101".

1. Try not to commit them.
2. Very definitely try not to commit them when you are a somewhat member of the police force.
3. Try exceedingly hard to not send evidence or material related to the felony you're trying not to commit to your house.
4. Do Not use your work computer. Just ... fucking don't.

5. Hahahahaha. Dumbass.

California police union executive charged with attempting to import opioids.

<p>Well, of course. Every time there&

Thu, 03/30/2023 - 22:40

Well, of course. Every time there's a proposed ban on guns, sales go through the roof.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 03/30/2023 - 18:29

@juliewebgirl Shooting at Lake Forest Park.

<p>Ok I get banning Miley Cyrus on

Wed, 03/29/2023 - 09:20

Ok I get banning Miley Cyrus on principle, but Dolly?

Wisconsin school bans Miley Cyrus-Dolly Parton duet from class concert : NPR

<p>That takes some fuckin talent.</p><p

Wed, 03/29/2023 - 09:11

That takes some fuckin talent.

Woman arrested after 100 mph wrong-way drive on the SF Bay Bridge

<p>Choppin Broccoli</p><p><a href=

Mon, 03/27/2023 - 11:01

Choppin Broccoli

(He's what, twelve?)

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Fri, 03/24/2023 - 15:39

@sven *snort*

Project Gemini

Gemini is a new internet protocol which:
* Is heavier than gopher
* Is lighter than the web
* Will not replace either

<p>sBOFH <a href="

Fri, 03/24/2023 - 15:20


BOFH: The Board members are looking a little peaky lately

<p>LOLOLOL</p><p>Twitter Blue

Fri, 03/24/2023 - 15:03


Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their checkmarks to avoid shaming and mockery

<p>I have one eggplant left, and it&

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 16:19

I have one eggplant left, and it's - a - goin' on the grill.

<p>Playing a game of Scorched3D before

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 14:33

Playing a game of Scorched3D before I switch frameworks.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 13:48

@sven So @toxic and Ethanol are in Live Oak and power is iffy and Net is up and down like an elevator at lunchtime. Can't get a call through. Might not hear from them for a bit. Just saying.

<p>Everyone who likes reading their old

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 13:24

Everyone who likes reading their old , raise their hands.


<p>&quot;There must have been a reason

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 13:20

"There must have been a reason I wrote it like this five years ago the way I did, damned if I know what it was tho."

<p>Seriously? Who wrote this shit and

Thu, 03/23/2023 - 13:17

Seriously? Who wrote this shit and why is it in perl?!

Oh, yeah. That was me. Nothing to see here, move along.