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Wed, 05/24/2023 - 03:06

@hacks4pancakes Oh I have a funny.

Someone broke into my storage facility in Redmond Saturday night. My unit got hit.

Why they took a 3U PoE Cisco router that was EOLd three years ago was doing me a favor. I wish them well.

Oh, *narrows eyes*, Security at my Redmond storage is...

Ok, you might wanna sit down first...get comfy. Can I get you tea/coffee/beer? Tequilla?

*Inhales*

$)(&^ing DT

"Elf what did you just say?"

Fucking ADT. McFuckingSecurity.

I'm slightly grumpy.

Id10ts.

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Tue, 05/23/2023 - 17:29

@doctorow You grew up with Gill... she's brash as hell [I call her ”Hurricane”, to her face] but has she always been with the yelling and the running?

I suspect your answer will be, "Yup”.

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Tue, 05/23/2023 - 17:26

@doctorow Gill wanted to know if I wanted it... I'm sending it to Tim.

I don't play hockey. :D

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Tue, 05/23/2023 - 16:46

@doctorow I'm guessing it's been a minute since you've seen this.

<p>While my better half is crashing...

Tue, 05/23/2023 - 01:54

While my better half is crashing... things that cannot be said today... bless Mel Brooks.
Hedley Lamarr - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDm3zCvN4ao

<p>Peggy In The Spaaaace!</p><p>I like

Mon, 05/22/2023 - 19:04

Peggy In The Spaaaace!

I like the Bouncing across Khasicstan in a Soyuz story best.

She holds the NASA record for time spent in space. This week she headed back : NPR
https://www.npr.org/2023/05/22/1177567288/spacex-nasa-peggy-whitson-iss-international-space-station

<p>Roaring Laughter.</p><p>I asked

Mon, 05/22/2023 - 02:35

Roaring Laughter.

I asked Google for ”Take on me” by Ah-Ha.

It came back with ”Yakkety Yak” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=epCN0f7FTIY

I'm going with Auto.

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Sun, 05/21/2023 - 23:47

@hacks4pancakes So, it's been a few years and a wild ride.

I was wondering when The Cool Conference was coming back to Seattle.

Hint Hint.

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Sun, 05/21/2023 - 00:54

@goodthinking It's not often I like somebody out the gate ... but your sorry ass has to put up the The Engineering Corps? You know they're only goof for drawing straight lines on a map, right?

Come `ere, sit on my porch and have a beer.

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Wed, 05/17/2023 - 18:56

@goodthinking It's not often I like somebody out the gate ... but your sorry ass has to put up the The Engineering Corps? You know they're only goof for drawing straight lines on a map, right?

Come `ere, sit on my porch and have a beer.

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Wed, 05/17/2023 - 14:10

@stevesilberman Hallmark refuses to hire me to write gift cards.

I dunno why.

I used you as a reference.

<p>I Love you mother. You&#39;ve been

Wed, 05/17/2023 - 14:07

I Love you mother. You've been irritating of late, but I Love you Always. <+ This is why I don't write for Hallmark.

<p>All around the Merry-Go Bush,<br /

Wed, 05/17/2023 - 09:54

All around the Merry-Go Bush,
The monkey chased the weasel,
Someone just PISSED The Elf Off,
Out Comes the Evil.

<p>I&#39;ve lived on the West Toast

Tue, 05/16/2023 - 11:13

I've lived on the West Toast four of the five decades I've graced this planet ... really guys?

<p>One of my favorite things in the

Tue, 05/16/2023 - 10:57

One of my favorite things in the universe is when contractors finally realize I speak Contractor Spanish fluently and I've been listening the last twenty minutes.

cc @toxic

<p>yup .. dancing in new Tevas like

Tue, 05/16/2023 - 00:14

yup .. dancing in new Tevas like Snoopy.

Gods and Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXJawwVI03E&t=2473s

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Mon, 05/15/2023 - 22:34

@juliewebgirl @toxic Julie found them for me on sale. Trim Velcro tabs. Next I have two get them wet and walk a few kilometers and after blisters these and my feet will be fine for Years.

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