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<p>Old SciFi nerds might recognize the

Sun, 03/19/2023 - 14:04

Old SciFi nerds might recognize the "Last Star Fighter" under the YouTube logo I desperately tried and failed to frame out.

That's what actually caught my attention.

* Fun fact, I play and "Death Blossom" is a Flag paying homage that does just this. [Another is "Flux Capacitor", another post.]

<p>If I get the opportunity to go to

Sun, 03/19/2023 - 13:38

If I get the opportunity to go to space, if I can't rock the back of this spacesuit ... there's really no point.

<p>One is an Anomaly.<br />Two is a

Sun, 03/19/2023 - 09:32

One is an Anomaly.
Two is a Trend.
Three is a Pattern.

I have property cameras, and I turned them off months ago and don't want to turn them back on. My neighbor has a Ring I despise.

I can leave a sign, like "Clean up after your dog" (my neighborhood has stands with bags and bins and fifty such signs).

<p>I&#39;ve kept this mini-rose alive

Sun, 03/19/2023 - 09:10

I've kept this mini-rose alive through two heatwaves and two winters.

If I find the fucker that keeps tossing cigarette butts on my "lawn"* there is going to be some serious violence.

I'll beat them with one of my MaxFlow vapes (hefty batteries in a chassis meant to slightly contain a lithium cell that's having a bad forever fire).

It would seem we have a new neighbor that hasn't met me, yet.

* It's not *my* house, it's a friend's, which is exacerbating my ire by a cool order of magnitude.

<p>Oh no.</p><p>Lance Reddick&#39;s

Sun, 03/19/2023 - 07:43

Oh no.

Lance Reddick's wife shares emotional tribute: 'Lance was taken from us far too soon' | CNN

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Sat, 03/18/2023 - 22:07

@juliewebgirl Edit isn't working so ...

I'm increasing the carb content ... with Pasta! (Surprise!)

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Sat, 03/18/2023 - 21:53

@juliewebgirl I've actually used soy sauce to cut the salt that I used in the sauce on the ice earlier? Mellowed it out. :P

I want points.


<p>So <span class="h-card"><a href=

Sat, 03/18/2023 - 18:02

So @juliewebgirl? There's zero parking on the block.

<p>This is new. My beloved Seagate has

Thu, 03/16/2023 - 09:31

This is new. My beloved Seagate has been limping along for a spell...I hope this helps them a bit.

Los Alamos Taps Seagate To Put Compute On Spinning Rust

<p>Ok... this is strange even by my

Thu, 03/16/2023 - 09:16

Ok... this is strange even by my "standards".

The deck movement of the cabin is freaking me the hell out.

Jaxcab | Hard Drive Marine

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 19:29

@juliewebgirl J's wandering around, qand I hear cops.

It's really fucking strange worried about someone Else getting arrested.

<p><a href="

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 17:29

in are fucking stuopid.

Why is this my default browser (and oddly chromIOM is not) and I have to deal with this not in my regular repos?

These containers are crap.

Please stop.

I'm super too lazy to compile it myself.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 17:18

@juliewebgirl So punkin'? You know your record picking the Master Lock? Jason's record is three minutes and some change.

He's improving. Kinda'.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 17:01

@juliewebgirl Ok, what the actual fuck?

Anad's back (missed my neighbor) and he can fit a fucking *Escalade* in his garage ...

... and we *barely* got Jason's sport-ish thing in this garage.

I want to see the fourth dimensional space that is my neighbor's garage. I would very much like to see a tesseract.

<p>Nooooooo!</p><p>My Weed Store!</p

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 11:10


My Weed Store!

<p>Aha! My other handcuff key. Was

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 11:09

Aha! My other handcuff key. Was wondering where that went.

<p>Speaking of taxes...<br />Why should

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 01:19

Speaking of taxes...
Why should we pay for this animal to live?
A 9x19 parabellum costs me $0.38USD... less expensive and resolves the issue.

Man sentenced to 3 1/2 years for burning a cross to intimidate a Black family : NPR

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 03/15/2023 - 01:00

@juliewebgirl Restarting Cerberus... ♫ I think I need a rebooty...♫