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<p>Kansas, got some bad news for you...

Fri, 08/18/2023 - 16:41

Kansas, got some bad news for you... (snicker)

"Enhancing A Private Interest" pretty much fucks "Magistrate Judge Laura Viar" who is ass hell.

how to arrest a magistrate - Google Search
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+arrest+a+magistrate&oe=utf-8

<p>Oh dear, this isn&#39;t good.</p><p

Fri, 08/18/2023 - 14:53

Oh dear, this isn't good.

Drunk raccoons ransacking German homes | Boing Boing
https://boingboing.net/2023/08/18/drunk-raccoons-ransacking-german-homes.html

<p>&quot;You must wait 24–72 hours

Fri, 08/18/2023 - 13:37

"You must wait 24–72 hours before you can get your DKIM key in the Admin console. If you try to generate a key before the waiting period is over, you might get this error: DKIM record not created. You must wait 24 to 72 hours after enabling Gmail with a registered domain before you can create a DKIM record."

Thank you Google. That was helpful.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 19:21

@juliewebgirl WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG TODAY?

I had to shut some dumb-fucker down at RTC *Elf Style*

"I've been here ten seconds...If you don't stop yelling on the phone around kids and the fountain and the cafe I'm GOING to put a size Twelve Teva in your crotch followed by a swify knee to Kidneys."

But wIT THERE'S mORE!

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 19:16

@juliewebgirl I didn't even underhand throw into the concrete riser.

can do but fucks my knife up

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 19:09

@juliewebgirl Kids need to switch chonies.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 19:05

@juliewebgirl So some shithead kids have a BaliHi like practice blade and they're flipping it about. I politely asked them to stop it take it out of sight.

They walked ten meters away and fucked off some more.

Ok Children, this is My carry and it's faster than yours and sharper. *Tiger Smile*

Time to go away.

They moved really fast.

What's wrong today that everyone is stupid? Other than the white kids with delusions of adequacy (with a dull blade)?

<p>So... Thursday.</p><p>FBI arrest

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 18:21

So... Thursday.

FBI arrest California police officers involved in racist text messages scandal | California | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/17/california-fbi-arrest-police-officers-racist-texts-antioch-pittsburg-san-francisco

<p>My Gym 5-Tumbler Master Lock is

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 15:12

My Gym 5-Tumbler Master Lock is better than this. @juliewebgirl figured it how to pick my gym lock in ~1m40s (She'd been picking locks for less than ten minutes).

My picks are in storage, might have to carry a set again.

Also... grin...

I introduced myself, "Elf" and I make a "pointy ear" thing with my hands because people hear "ALF" (possibly not wrong), and he introduced himself at "Pat", and pats the top of his head.

We'll be getting along I'm thinking.

<p>Oh come on. I&#39;m just vaping but

Thu, 08/17/2023 - 14:17

Oh come on. I'm just vaping but we're playing with Amazon Parking again?

Technically this isn't my Circus, not my Monkeys. (Only I hacked it two weeks ago).

Facility managers are in Chicago and Vacation (I've got them on fucking speed dial) So it's me and "Security". Mall Cops are freaking out and I'm keeping everyone contained.

Fucking Joy.

<p>Fuck.</p><p>White <a href="https:/

Wed, 08/16/2023 - 17:02

Fuck.

White doesn't survive well in a laptop bag at *checks notes* 93°F.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 08/16/2023 - 16:51

@juliewebgirl got me a goodie.

Mint win .

*Keep fingers away if you want to keep them.

<p>Wait, What?</p><p>&quot;Inside most

Wed, 08/16/2023 - 14:39

Wait, What?

"Inside most companies during the data-center days, the CTO or CIO was accountable for managing hardware spending and there was no real incentive for developers and operations teams to use that hardware efficiently."

You ever met a PISSED OFF SysAdmin because some MoFo Dev rolled code that had a memory leak and (I) got called in at 0200? Me and a 2x4, angry, is QUITE the incentive.

How Intuit decided to think smaller when operating on the cloud
https://www.runtime.news/how-intuit-decided-to-think-smaller-when-operating-on-the-cloud/

<p>Nope. One little company (I&#39;ve

Wed, 08/16/2023 - 14:30

Nope. One little company (I've never heard of) uses a license (I've never heard of) is an anomaly...I wouldn't even call two a trend in the OSI space

As HashiCorp adopts the BSL, an era of open-source software might be ending
https://www.runtime.news/as-hashicorp-adopts-the-bsl-an-era-of-open-source-software-might-be-ending/

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Wed, 08/16/2023 - 13:50

@stevesilberman

‘They thought they were immortal’: the rise and fall of San Francisco’s 60s music scene | Documentary | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/aug/16/san-francisco-sounds-1960s-mgm-documentary

<p>It&#39;s &quot;Feature Rich&quot;</p

Tue, 08/15/2023 - 19:24

It's "Feature Rich"

<p>Trying the cli toot client. cc <span

Tue, 08/15/2023 - 18:37

Trying the cli toot client. cc @juliewebgirl

<p>Every time I have to deal with

Tue, 08/15/2023 - 16:50

Every time I have to deal with Capcha, I think of the 80s movie "The Elephant Man".

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM A HUMAN BEING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7bEVnFlds

<p>You have your own aircraft dude. Two

Tue, 08/15/2023 - 15:28

You have your own aircraft dude. Two of them in fact. Get on it.

hates anyway so... probably too late for good PR.

Joe Biden vows to visit Hawaii soon amid criticism - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66502287

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