@Elfin

Updated phone today and Auto is really being a Dork.

@juliewebgirl Someone walked by the house with a full sized Akida... not a Husky. I'll bet you they went to UW and someone told them the joke.

@juliewebgirl Because I need more vices.

Wait, DeSantis is five years younger than me?!?

That's... really fucking disturbing.

Why am I configuring my new router this way?

Bluetooth didn't work. Locked myself out of the iFi already k it doesn't ask for a password confirmation and I probably fat-fingered something) but there's a Perfectly Good fhucking Ethernet port right the hell here?

Why is this not in the "I don't have time to follow instructions" guide?

Where's my RS232 port?
N/8/1 9600 baud, always worked fine.
I have cables for that, a null modem and some Cisco and Foundry cables...but nooo.

Bluetooth my ass.

@toxic

What the actual fuck?

The University of California Santa Cruz is condemning recent antisemitic and anti-LGTBQ actions, including an event to celebrate Hitler's birthday | CNN
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/05/us/uc-santa-cruz-antisemitic-anti-lgbtq-incidents/index.html

I was just gifted a bow that is Exactly the right size for @juliewebgirl Daughter Unit. I'll have to get decent arrows (that's going to hurt the wallet, archery isn't cheap) but totally worth it.

I get to teach her shooting, I get to teach her shooting.

(Also this should be considered a Bad Idea, don't care.)

@doctorwhom my bad... Seattle rain just hit and I've decided this can wait until tomorrow.

@doctorwhom Building machines 101: Christopher Walken and pizza. And tea but that's a given.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

@doctorwhom I don't wanna touch it and it's Touch Screen.

Years ago Julie and I bought Yogas and I despised mine (she didn't like hers either). Underpowered, not upgradeable. Blah.

That was the last fondle screen I owned other than my tablets. This is... strange.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PDboaDrHGbA&pp=ygUdZ3JleWhvdW5kIHN3ZWRpc2ggaG91c2UgbWFmaWE%3D

@doctorwhom I'm actually terrified of my new Thinkpad. Me. The guy that stayed up all night writing a Windows NT install because Paul needed to test something to write an article.

This is literally the most tech I've ever carried and it's smaller, thinner actually, than anything I've ever carried.

It seems tough enough, but you know how I break things. Me or a platoon of Marines, well figure it how to destroy $thing.

Julie found it about half off but it still hurt the wallet.

@burritojustice
@coolgrey @toxic @stevesilberman
Spits tea across room. Grace Slick talks about Herb Caine on Letterman?

Ok... no .. ladies and gentlemen, a Grace Slick if you please
@stevesilberman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_raXzIRgsA

If you can't SCREAM White Rabbit doing dishes, are you even a person?

And I like the Pink version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XlxUnzuMAD0

cc @stevesilberman

@juliewebgirl I'm bringing in the Big Guns.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4LzVj9MocI

Bruce Willis and opera.

You can't be irritated for the rest of the evening.

@juliewebgirl You specifically.

I've decided we all need a break...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ

@burritojustice @coolgrey @toxic My friend just got this and insists he is hitting all 500... I'm curious. :D

He's hitting SF by bicycle making this more fun for me....I can live vicariously.
#SanFrancisco

How to saturate and DoS a cell tower 101 ... check my email.

@thegibson Her sprint across Kazakhstan in a Soyuz is fucking Legion at a level that bends my mind and I've got a really broad imagination.

(Peggy is my hero.)