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<p>&quot;Welcome to Texas. It’s like

Tue, 04/18/2023 - 11:51

"Welcome to Texas. It’s like Florida but with more Stetsons."


<p>&quot;No Elf&quot;</p><p>Damnit...<

Sun, 04/16/2023 - 00:46

"No Elf"


@juliewebgirl Ice been informed on not allowed to replace the garbage disposal.

Also thermite and dynamite options are off the table.

If I have to put up with this fucker much longer it's going to happen anyway,

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Sat, 04/15/2023 - 22:51

@juliewebgirl I sincerely love walking out on my porch to my neighbor griping at me that her boyfriend [who I'm strictly forbidden from homicide, I'd like to remind everyone] is an asshole.

This totally rocks.

<p>It&#39;s that time of the year again

Sat, 04/15/2023 - 13:29

It's that time of the year again. Mid April? That tracks.

Johnny Mnemonic - Johnny Breaks Down

<p>Anyone else notice the VLC Android

Sat, 04/15/2023 - 13:22

Anyone else notice the VLC Android bug where it loses sound after like the third or fourth video?

<p>Julie just texted me... mopping up

Fri, 04/14/2023 - 23:06

Julie just texted me... mopping up my beans new keyboard.

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Fri, 04/14/2023 - 13:01

@juliewebgirl *Roaring Laughter*

Wait wait wait, I have to deliver this with a straight face.

E: J? You really need to stop screwing your boyfriend in the Tesla.
J: Lolol you're silly Elf. Har har.
E. (shares link)

Aaaaand the punchline is from $boyfriend asking her to ask me to hack a car and turn things off.

That's some funny shit that is.

[Answer is 'No' and I don't like $boyfriend anyway. Misogynist asshole.]

Stop getting busy in the Tesla?

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Fri, 04/14/2023 - 00:22

@juliewebgirl @stevesilberman

The Hot Sardines - When I Get Low I Get High ft. Alan Cumming - YouTube

Originally recorded in 1936 by Ella Fitzgerald, Lindy Hop

<p>Big Bad John | Low Bass Singer Cover

Thu, 04/13/2023 - 23:07

Big Bad John | Low Bass Singer Cover - YouTube
>SUBSCRIBE: PATREON: the bottom of this mine lies a big big man... "Big Bad John" was highly requested and...

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 21:50

@juliewebgirl Also passing the spot breaking my own record for destroying tech on accident.

<p>There&#39;s a big ol bullfrog in

Thu, 04/13/2023 - 21:48

There's a big ol bullfrog in this glade.

<p>Right then, I have a job opening. I

Thu, 04/13/2023 - 18:31

Right then, I have a job opening. I require an enterprising spirit to beat the hell out of my shoulder with a sledge hammer. Weekends free. Tools provided. Advancement opportunities include my knee!

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 17:33

@juliewebgirl "Why did you pay for Amazon Prime? You run your own mail server, you literally have infinite email addresses and so infinite Prime.

I'm the nice one.

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 09:03

@juliewebgirl Then I threw down Martini Bomb and she threatened to hit me with the shovel.

Good day so far.

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 08:53

@juliewebgirl Found my sister on the porch [as one does bring morning and all] and shared with her some Charging Your Tesla things.

J. OMG, me and [redacted]!
E. You two? Likely.
J. [Redacted]

I'm having a Great morning and haven't even finished my tea.

<p>I beta tested Chicago and Cairo.

Thu, 04/13/2023 - 08:06

I beta tested Chicago and Cairo. Thanks.

Fancy trying the granddaddy of Windows NT for free? • The Register
>VSI releases OpenVMS 9.2-1 and x86 hobby licenses

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 01:24

@juliewebgirl freezer

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Thu, 04/13/2023 - 01:23

@juliewebgirl Last three.