@Elfin

"Welcome to Texas. It’s like Florida but with more Stetsons."

🤣🤣🤣

#Black #Violin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gEIVzWCRSg8

"No Elf"

Damnit...

@juliewebgirl Ice been informed on not allowed to replace the garbage disposal.

Also thermite and dynamite options are off the table.

If I have to put up with this fucker much longer it's going to happen anyway,

@juliewebgirl I sincerely love walking out on my porch to my neighbor griping at me that her boyfriend [who I'm strictly forbidden from homicide, I'd like to remind everyone] is an asshole.

This totally rocks.

It's that time of the year again. Mid April? That tracks.

Johnny Mnemonic - Johnny Breaks Down https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJW8v--YSJQ

Anyone else notice the VLC Android bug where it loses sound after like the third or fourth video?

Julie just texted me... mopping up my beans new keyboard.

@juliewebgirl *Roaring Laughter*

Wait wait wait, I have to deliver this with a straight face.

E: J? You really need to stop screwing your boyfriend in the Tesla.
J: Lolol you're silly Elf. Har har.
E. (shares link)

Aaaaand the punchline is from $boyfriend asking her to ask me to hack a car and turn things off.

That's some funny shit that is.

[Answer is 'No' and I don't like $boyfriend anyway. Misogynist asshole.]

Stop getting busy in the Tesla?

@juliewebgirl @stevesilberman

The Hot Sardines - When I Get Low I Get High ft. Alan Cumming - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnXCPmrV3Y

Originally recorded in 1936 by Ella Fitzgerald, Lindy Hop

Big Bad John | Low Bass Singer Cover - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBBM_d3jlc
>SUBSCRIBE: https://gphr3y.me/sbscrbe PATREON: https://gphr3y.me/ptrnAt the bottom of this mine lies a big big man... "Big Bad John" was highly requested and...

SIXTEEN TONS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzlT80jQ3lo

@juliewebgirl Also passing the spot breaking my own record for destroying tech on accident.

#Frogs

There's a big ol bullfrog in this glade.

#Park #Frogs

Right then, I have a job opening. I require an enterprising spirit to beat the hell out of my shoulder with a sledge hammer. Weekends free. Tools provided. Advancement opportunities include my knee!

@juliewebgirl "Why did you pay for Amazon Prime? You run your own mail server, you literally have infinite email addresses and so infinite Prime.

I'm the nice one.

@juliewebgirl Then I threw down Martini Bomb and she threatened to hit me with the shovel.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOaFAAUW2t0

Good day so far.

@juliewebgirl Found my sister on the porch [as one does bring morning and all] and shared with her some Charging Your Tesla things.

J. OMG, me and [redacted]!
E. You two? Likely.
J. [Redacted]

I'm having a Great morning and haven't even finished my tea.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/tesla-sued-after-report-that-workers-shared-invasive-images-from-car-cameras/amp/

I beta tested Chicago and Cairo. Thanks.

Fancy trying the granddaddy of Windows NT for free? • The Register https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/13/openvms_921_x86_hobby/
>VSI releases OpenVMS 9.2-1 and x86 hobby licenses

@juliewebgirl freezer

@juliewebgirl Last three.