Subscribe to @Elfin feed @Elfin
Public posts from @elfin@mstdn.social
Updated: 8 min 5 sec ago

<p>LOLOL ... From <span class="h-card">

Wed, 08/02/2023 - 13:38

LOLOL ... From @pluralistic

"I won't sell my work with DRM, because DRM is key to the enshittification of the internet. Enshittification is why the old, good internet died and became "five giant websites filled with screenshots of the other four".

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Tue, 08/01/2023 - 23:57

@juliewebgirl I got a Great moon, clear skies, no Aurora.

*pout*

<p>Damnit. Something turned off my

Tue, 08/01/2023 - 13:25

Damnit. Something turned off my composter in KDE ... this led to Wobbly Windows not working.

I can't function without Wobbly Windows. Moving or resizing a stiff window drives me crazy.

<p>Dear Gods! The Horror!!!</p><p>Or,

Tue, 08/01/2023 - 12:53

Dear Gods! The Horror!!!

Or, you know...accelerating Smores production.

https://boingboing.net/2023/08/01/truck-carrying-40000-pounds-of-chocolate-burst-into-flames.html

<p>AWS is going to charge for IPv4

Tue, 08/01/2023 - 12:30

AWS is going to charge for IPv4 Addresses ...

The update will come into effect on February 1, 2024, when AWS customers will see a charge of $0.005 (half a cent) per IP address per hour for all public IPv4 addresses.

That can get real spendy really fast.

https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/31/aws_says_ipv4_addresses_cost/

<p>*Roaring Laughter* In Burbank no

Mon, 07/31/2023 - 13:56

*Roaring Laughter* In Burbank no less.

California: bear soaks in hot tub to beat the heat | California | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/31/california-bear-hot-tub-burbank-temperatures

<p>Ok look... I&#39;m Not a huge

Mon, 07/31/2023 - 13:30

Ok look... I'm Not a huge advocate for throwing .308 rounds around The City, but that could be solved with a few well placed .308 rounds.

(Iron sights only, you'll go blind using a scope.)

Twitter's big X logo erected above SF HQ 'without a permit' • The Register
https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/31/twitters_giant_glowing_x_was/

<p>Chris Stay has never been good with

Mon, 07/31/2023 - 13:22

Chris Stay has never been good with numbers. I call bullshit on 97% Immediately.

And then everything else.

White House urges reauthorization of Section 702 spy powers • The Register
https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/31/biden_section_702_intelligence/

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Sun, 07/30/2023 - 23:05

@juliewebgirl This cell tower cracks me up.

*Shakes head*

I grok the idea (City says no ugly gantrys like say, Everett) but it's so obviously not a treeitr makes me laugh.

I'm Elf, thank you for joining my TedTalk on how to not hide cell towers.

<p>AT&amp;T Radio Test Lens has a

Sat, 07/29/2023 - 22:57

AT&T Radio Test Lens has a lovely Orchid.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Sat, 07/29/2023 - 20:56

@juliewebgirl Mangy sequoia against sky.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Sat, 07/29/2023 - 01:42

@juliewebgirl A down an out guy is Raging in the WF parking lot.

He literally said the words 6 "Can You Help Me go to the Hospital?"

Called RPD NON EMERGENCY, And asked for A11 or A114 to come help.

Guess I'll sit here a bit.

He's having a bad day.

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https:

Thu, 07/27/2023 - 15:10

@juliewebgirl

Security: Dude, have you noticed little old couples just Losing their cars lately?

Elf: Oh my fucking $dieties, let me Tell you how not new this is ...

Nothing got done for twenty minutes.

<p>That&#39;s just Netflix. Today.</p

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 22:37

That's just Netflix. Today.

<p>Maths...<br />$950,000USD Divided by

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 22:36

Maths...
$950,000USD Divided by (had to look it up, when I lived in Los Angeles it was ~$150USD, now I guess it's ~$250...

So that person's salary divided by...

The studios are expecting to replace 3,600 jobs in one shot.

Maths.

<p>I don&#39;t get why it&#39;s at the

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 21:12

I don't get why it's at the tire store...

<p>Found my old luggage tag.<br /><span

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 16:59

Found my old luggage tag.
@doctorwhom @toxic

<p>LOLOL ... my old friend Michael:</p>

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 15:46

LOLOL ... my old friend Michael:

"It's a new thing called Retro!"

<p>I was just informed in the forums

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 13:57

I was just informed in the forums that the CEO of Microsoft is Satnav Nutella.

Not heard that one yet.

Explains why part of campus smells like hazelnuts.

<p>Yeargh.</p><p>Netflix lists AI job

Wed, 07/26/2023 - 13:15

Yeargh.

Netflix lists AI job worth $900,000 amid twin Hollywood strikes | Culture | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/26/netflix-ai-job-hollywood-strikes

Pages