Tweets
RT @man_in_radiator: A Brooklyn hipster writing a transgender romantic comedy screenplay with a quill while he's on break from his job at the vegan pet store.
RT @ZDNet: Over 40,000 credentials for government portals found online https://t.co/5RQEhR8Wwy by @campuscodi
RT @dchawk82: @donttrythis @testedcom today was a good day to check the mail! https://t.co/uPqUkUDtsN
[Innnnnnnnnnnhale] Nope [Exhaaaaaaaale] https://t.co/kxh19p5A4a
RT @irishrygirl: Why shut down the American government for something the Mexican government is supposed to pay for?
RT @mattDCLXVI: jack looking like a bond villain
“no, i expect you to log off, mr bond” https://t.co/90CEkyFOJE
@AWorldOutOfMind Cool. I'm ready or a civil war so we can wipe that thought system from these borders.
RT @AWorldOutOfMind: The revolting people would revolt. Who cares, they're the remaining Confederate holdovers, they need to go if they… https://t.co/QOYiNovB0M
-Oracle takes its gripes about Pentagon's JEDI contract to federal court https://t.co/gbIpdOrHGJ // What? It worke… https://t.co/fXixGfWSLD
-Schlock Mercenary https://t.co/dlpeRdsZKH // Never ask permission.
RT @gbrockell: An open letter to @Facebook, @Twitter, @Instagram and @Experian regarding algorithms and my son's birth: https://t.co/o8SuLMuLNv
*Eye Twitches*
It's official, I've memorized the root password for this database server. Damnit.
Someone brought a golden retriever into cafe! Good dog, sitting politely under the table.
#Retrievers
Motherfuck? One of my closest friends (when we don't want to murder/death/kill each other) collected all `de planet… https://t.co/yNQe5NsqtB
-What Happens When You Reply All to 22,000 State Workers https://t.co/iV1PnvupD2 // I've actually pulled the IMAP S… https://t.co/l7cCQG8rnD
And that's not a plea-bargain, that DA just got a favor or an envelope of cash. https://t.co/xfXsIAMaoy
1. Usually. Ok, "Often".
2. LOLOLOLOL
3. Ok, sure.
4. Called "The Net".
5. "yum update" in cron.
6. *Roaring Laught… https://t.co/bymwQGx5bf
