Preferences and Rules
Not to question anyone’s preferences, but I think Rule 34 just logged off, muttering “That’s enough Internet for today.”
Not to question anyone’s preferences, but I think Rule 34 just logged off, muttering “That’s enough Internet for today.”
... it is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words ... their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, on the products of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
Terry Pratchet - Mort (Discworld #4)
In hacking, as in witchcraft, the steps are: "To know, to will, to dare, to shut the fuck up about it."
Piracy can’t be stealing if buying doesn’t mean owning.
Proper Preparation and Positive Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting Prime Prize Plum Penetrations and Perfect Private Protocolled Pursuit of Public Parametered Projects and Pirate ProgramMING Productions for Pumping and Pimping in Presentations to Populations Puzzled by Progress and Prisonered with Pathetic Past Postings Profiling and Pioneering with Pilots Practised in Plush Promising Programs and Prolifically Painful Pogroms.
Anonymous Netizen
Audiophiles don't use their equipment to listen to your music. Audiophiles use your music to listen to their equipment.
Alan Parsons