Genius
Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.
Albert Einstein
Dictionary
I read the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Steven Wright
Software Versions
The second or third version of any software is the best. The first release will lack a few quality of life features, and everything added after the third was just some useless shite the product manager should have pushed back on.
Anonymous
Importance
Everything is important, and nothing is more important than Everything.
Mentat Order Motto
Mess with the bull ...
you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion
Software Infliction
More and more I feel that software is something that's inflicted on me rather than something I create or control that serves me.
Behold, A New Mind!
“Behold,” declares the AI bro, “we have created a new mind!”
“Behold,” I declare as I a hold a seashell up to his ear, “I have created a new ocean!”
Hacking and Witchcraft
In hacking, as in witchcraft, the steps are: "To know, to will, to dare, to shut the fuck up about it."
Wisdom From Mal
Well, I ain't them. And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.