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`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 2:18pm · View original

Ten package updates. Ten are Security updates. This is all Ruby.

Guess I'll do that now.

#SysAdmin

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 2:16pm · View original

@tek Ah yes. I get this one occasionally. Mostly I get SEO crap for my vanity domain (It's where I get my EMail, my blog is only there because I wanted something in public_html other than a generic "Account Created" page. I'm tempted to just drop a single HTML page with dildo…
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https://mastodon.social/users/anon_opin · 09/29/2026 - 2:12pm · View original

Nothing tells you you're old more that watching clips of your favourite sitcom, that was surely broadcast only 10 or 20 years ago, but turns out to have been filmed in 4:3 on video tape.

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https://mastodon.social/users/existentialcomics · 09/29/2026 - 2:12pm · View original

The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 2:11pm · View original

New Rule! All cars (with Cell capability) sold after Jan 1, 2027 with alarms SHOULD ONLY CALL the owner. No more alarm noise for the rest of us to want to thermite the damned car. *ALL* fucking car alarms sold after Jan 1, 2027 should be Cell Enables and SHOULD ONLY CALL the…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 2:00pm · View original

@interpipes @evacide *Ballistic Beverage*

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 1:59pm · View original

@evacide Yeah ... well pert of The Privacy Fight is:

1,. I do all this $Stuff for my data security and sovereignty! I'm covered!

2. Your Fuckwit friend uploading their Addressbook to Google!: Yay! I have a free EMail account!

I would really like to immolate a few billion people.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 1:56pm · View original

@auticomics I was at Pig & Whistle in Los Angeles when I first heard/saw this video ... was quite inebriated and liked it bunches.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 1:55pm · View original

@mwyman @samlitzinger Ya beat me to it.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/29/2026 - 1:54pm · View original

@LeslieBurns I think we should do what The Internet does best and just mob the shit out of the fucking thing.