`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:08pm · View original
Ok ... which one of you nuts owns this?

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:05pm · View original
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:00pm · View original
@kajer @nixCraft And they should be SHOT ... for Two Reasons ... 1. The company laid them off and wants them back, that comes with an Asshole Tax at a bare minimum. (I come back as a consultant and take blood.) 2. That shit DEVALUES not just them and their work, but everyone…
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:57pm · View original
@phillycodehound Disk space ...much disk.
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:56pm · View original
@nixCraft Step 6 has a problem ... when (if) people come back, they're going to want A Lot More Money.
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:55pm · View original
"Trying to find my PDP"
Ohhhhhh ... "Professional Development Plan"
I'm thinking, "It's the big fucking space heater in the corner with blinken lights. How can you Miss it?"
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:53pm · View original
@cmdrmoto I mean ... pouring vodka over a toasted PopTart should be a *Number* Of Big Red Flags.
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:49pm · View original
@doctorwhom Ok, to be fair, I've seen some fuckin' nasty Vodkas. * Smirnoff Kissed Caramel Vodka * The Original Pickle Shot Dill Pickle Vodka * Pinnacle Marshmallow * Hot Monkey Pepper (Don't want to know) * 360 Buttered Popcorn Vodka * Breckenridge Candy Cane (This is REALLY…
Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:46pm · View original
@elfin
No no no, it's not her fault. And frankly I don't care what their excuse is. Somehow, and I have no idea how but that thing fucked up my cameras. I know how to troubleshoot. This was not coincidence. They're toast now. 2 of them. The older ones.
Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 1:44pm · View original
@elfin
Pay his website bills? You mean the $7/mo or whatever godaddy hosting? That'll eventually bite him in the ass too. He's too dumb to know when he's getting fucked though. That was his biggest problem.