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Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 07/12/2026 - 9:46am · View original

Warhawk down. First on the list.

Or Diva down.

Depending on whose video you're watching.

Also, it's kinda brain breaking when everyone is popping champagne and ejaf is thanking him.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 07/12/2026 - 3:29am · View original

Phrase of the day:

"I hear these things happen in threes "

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https://beige.party/users/Guillotine_Jones · 07/11/2026 - 4:50pm · View original

For those who wonder what my catchphrase, "Bong hits 4 Jesus," means, it's a lot like, "I am Groot."
"IAmGroot

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 07/11/2026 - 4:49pm · View original

@MiaMarkTwo @roknrol Yeah but then who gets the streaming deal?

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 07/11/2026 - 4:48pm · View original

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https://ohai.social/users/SecularJeffrey · 07/11/2026 - 4:48pm · View original

No, YOU just cried when Artax sunk in the swamp.

#TheNeverEndingStory is on Tubi free with ads

A white horse is buried up to its neck in a black swamp while a young boy tries to pull him out
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https://beige.party/users/roknrol · 07/11/2026 - 4:48pm · View original

If you know that somebody lies all of the time, and you're smart, you'll stop fucking listening to them.

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https://mstdn.social/users/kevinrns · 07/11/2026 - 4:29pm · View original

Mastodon instances are all reporting mass scraping of mastodon servers by ai theives. Add poison thats easy to dismiss if you're human, and damaging to AI. An image and its description is designed to be good for AI. SO Poison your alt texts. Put it at the end, make it obvious to…
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https://mastodon.social/users/VeroniqueB99 · 07/11/2026 - 4:28pm · View original

Adam Hess 
@adamhess1

I will never tire of sending random messages like this to random numbers

                        4:41 p.m. It's done. From this 
                                         moment forward we 
                                        don't know each other 

Sorry, who is this?     4:42 p.m. 

                        4:43 p.m. Very good

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 07/11/2026 - 4:28pm · View original

@adhdeanasl @TwoClownsEating ROARING LAUGHTER ...

Nope, Deans wins The Internet for the rest of the day. That's it, I'm cooked.

Glad I wasn't drinking beverage.

"I’ve never run Doom on a recycled microwave keypad powered by a potato"