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https://petrous.vislae.town/users/Binder · 09/24/2026 - 3:31pm · View original

Mastodon, or as the Romans knew the federated network, Cleavage Dentata.

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https://official.resource.org/users/carlmalamud · 09/24/2026 - 3:31pm · View original

I raised a big bag of cockroaches, tics, ants, and other vermin. I put them in a paper bag and left them in your kitchen. I'm sorry to say they've gone rogue and escaped their sandbox, it was totally out of my control. Sorry about your kitchen, I've asked the President for…
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https://mastodon.social/users/thisemailfindsyou · 09/24/2026 - 2:52pm · View original

I hope this email finds you wherever you stand.

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https://mastodon.social/users/Dtraslerwriting · 09/24/2026 - 2:52pm · View original

A few weeks ago, my credit card got skimmed. So did my wife's. We went through the nause of changing all payment info on multiple sites. Some sites still don't let you do that, and you have to close your account and open a new one. Anyway, now my replacement credit card has…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:51pm · View original

@LeslieBurns Sweeeet. 1. Sucking Trump's ego with this idiot tripe. 2. Specifically to piss off Canadians. 3. Being the "Ugliest American Tourists" they can be. And now they can go through the process of Unemployment ... and have to rely on This Administration's Government…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:46pm · View original

@PrivacyDigest I'mma throw up.

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https://mastodon.social/users/VeroniqueB99 · 09/24/2026 - 2:46pm · View original

Thanks @juglugs !

“Everyone is so pretty today!

“I ran out of tea this morning and thought gin was a reasonable replacement.”

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:43pm · View original

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/24/2026 - 2:43pm · View original

@the_etrain I think this is Totally Unfair.

But then, bears don't do it in tighty-whiteys.

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https://beige.party/users/the_etrain · 09/24/2026 - 2:42pm · View original

Sure, these bears gorge themselves on salmon until they gain dozens of pounds and fall asleep for months and it captivates the internet. But I do it and it's a grotesque display of gluttony that causes parents to shield their children's eyes.