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I've been Sketched

Sketchy Elf, who knew?

I was invited to the Kava Bar for Open Mic Night to watch some friends perform, and one of the patrons decided to do some urban sketching. Well, they decided to use my silly self as a subject and I'm Totally happy with the outcome. Not a bad likeness.

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Killed it again.

Always worth a laugh.

I sort of had a good reason this time.

Ok so running elfLand on a new server now. Because of the CentOS debacle, I'm switching to Alma Linux like pretty much everyone else.

So anyway, when I'm testing a new server build I generally move all of my crap over first to see what breaks. With BackDrop, NextCloud, WordPress, Matomo, and a few other things running on the nice new Apache/PHP/PHP-FPM/MariaDB/APCu it gets a workout.

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

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https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one · 08/17/2026 - 5:15pm · View original

ADM XXXXXX REQ PATTERN FOR CARPET ADD-ON FOR CONSTITUTION III CLASS BRIDGE. MISSES GALAXY CLASS BRIDGE CARPET.

#LCARSdrama #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekPIC #StarTrekPicard

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 5:15pm · View original

@UnfilMedia

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 5:14pm · View original

"I just rage coded a ..."

No good can come of this, but I have to go look.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 5:11pm · View original

@SuperMoosie @o76923 Ok wait. It would be really bad if the same plate showed up on flock cameras across the nation at the very same time. Really bad if it happened for multiple cars. Even worse if they were important cars. So bad. What would their ai do? Nobody should do that…

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 5:07pm · View original

@SuperMoosie @o76923

Wouldn't it be providing an alibi for someone else? Like potentially a serial killer?

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 4:40pm · View original

Lived in #PNW forever but I'm still fooled by the last 2 wks in Aug because sunset gets earlier & you can feel fall coming. Even if it's hot out there's a chill in the air. Here's the twist.. School starts the day after Labor Day, and you've done the back to school clothes…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 4:33pm · View original

@juliewebgirl I see no problems here.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 3:58pm · View original

Every grocery trip u should buy a 50 pound bag of something of possible. Its about to be really bad. And you need to have your supplies ready.

Instructions unclear: I bought t0 lbs of Skittles.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/17/2026 - 2:55pm · View original

@snow

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https://mastodon.social/users/anon_opin · 08/17/2026 - 2:11pm · View original

I really hope at the Amazon Christmas party they play a blooper reel of all the worst shit people shout at their Alexa when she fails the simplest request.