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`Da Elfhttps://wandering.shop/users/xgranade · 09/27/2026 - 2:23pm · View original
Me meeting lesbian couple for the first time: so which one of you is melee and which is ranged?
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 2:00pm · View original
@Netraven @juliewebgirl I drove three times in LA. The first time I went to see John Draper in Burbank and got lost going back home just west of Century City ... ended up half way to fucking Long Beach before I could get turned back around. Took my friend's mother to LAX (she…
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 1:47pm · View original
@jssfr @danlew LOLOL ... This tracks.

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`Da Elfhttps://androiddev.social/users/danlew · 09/27/2026 - 1:46pm · View original
Regarding Samsung bricking their smart fridges...
I once told a contractor that I explicitly did NOT want a smart appliance. His response was “you must be a software developer, they’re usually the ones who don’t want them.”

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`Da Elfhttps://mastodon.social/users/thefunnypages · 09/27/2026 - 1:44pm · View original
A Softer World by Emily Horne and Joey Comeau (https://www.asofterworld.com)
#comicstrip #asofterworld #comics #fumetti

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 1:41pm · View original
@Netraven @juliewebgirl Ah yes. 405 in LA ... how to take four hours to get to the airport from Santa Monica on a Friday afternoon.
`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 1:37pm · View original
@cyberman He just *looks* like he needs smacked.

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`Da Elfhttps://nerdculture.de/users/cyberman · 09/27/2026 - 1:37pm · View original
@elfin
This guy is the CEO of Flock
He takes pictures of you but doesn’t want you to know what he looks like
PLEASE do NOT share his photo!

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 1:36pm · View original
@GhostOnTheHalfShell Yep ... that's pretty damned French!
Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 09/27/2026 - 12:44pm · View original
Holy disease control
I knew the CDC was in bad shape but out of ELEVEN Center Directors, ONLY ONE remains. The rest are temp.
During the 2014 ebola outbreak, around 2000 CDC employees were deployed to Congo. This year? 100.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ddw1Mz1DpZI/