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Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 4:14pm · View original

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I was in a hurry when I posted the above so it was without comment and also without alt txt.

Someone tagged the alttxt bot so I let it create an alttxt for it.

Sure. Why not.

Here's why not:

Correcting typos when that was part of what made it so funny...

Serif not sheriff

Provided by @altbot, generated privately and locally using Gemma4:26b @juliewebgirl A screenshot of a social media post from the Monocacy County Sheriffs Office Maryland. The top text reads 'Please don't cover your car in photos of other cars to confuse flock cameras." The main post includes the heading, "WHOEVER DID THIS YOU COMPLETELY BROKE OUR FLOCK CAMERAS," and states, We'll give out the leftover donuts from yesterday's team meeting to anyone who gives us information on the owner of this van, who covered it in photos of other vehicles and completely overloaded our system." Below the text is an aerial photograph of a van driving on a road, with its entire surface covered in small images of various cars. The photo contains "CAM-07" in the upper left corner and large red "ERROR" text overlaid at the bottom.
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https://aus.social/ap/users/115929330954084303 · 08/16/2026 - 4:11pm · View original

Woodstock booking fees:

ARTIST BOOKING FEES - SUMMER 1969 1. Jimi Hendrix - $18,000.00 2. Blood, Sweat & Tears - $15,000.00 3. Joan Baez - $10,000.00 4. Creedence Clearwater Revival - $10,000.00 5. The Band - $7,500.00 6. Janis Joplin - $7,500.00 7. Jefferson Airplane - $7,500.00 8. Sly & the Family Stone - $7,000.00 9. Canned Heat - $6,500.00 10. The Who - $6,250.00 v 11. Richie Havens - $6,000.00 12. Arlo Guthrie - $5,000.00 13. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - $5,000.00 14. Ravi Shankar - $4,500.00 15. Johnny Winter - $3,750.00 16. Ten Years After - $3,250.00 17. Country Joe and the Fish - $2,500.00 18. Grateful Dead - $2,500.00 19. The Incredible String Band - $2,250.00 20. Mountain - $2,000.00 21. Tim Hardin - $2,000.00 22. Paul Butterfield Blues Band - $1,800.00 23. Bert Sommer - $1,500.00 24. Joe Cocker - $1,375.00 25. Sweetwater - $1,250.00 26. John B. Sebastian — $1,000.00 27. Melanie - $750.00 28. Santana - $750.00 29. Sha Na Na - $700.00 30. Keef Hartley Band - $500.00 31. Quill - $375.00 32. Country Joe McDonald (Solo) - $0.00

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 4:10pm · View original

@puppygirlhornypost2

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 3:58pm · View original

I mean ,... Damn Girl.

She came with receipts.

reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/co

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 3:49pm · View original

@altbot @dnkrupinski
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`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 3:19pm · View original

AOC go all smackin Elon around and that gives me Joy. AOC on Elon Musk: He is not a scientist, he is not an engineer. He is a billionaire con man with a lot of money. : r/SpaceXBets https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXBets/comments/1vq6dcr/aoc_on_elon_musk_he_is_not_a_scientist_he_is…

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 12:20pm · View original

@failedLyndonLaRouchite

No worries!

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 10:06am · View original

@failedLyndonLaRouchite

Huh?

Are we still talking about Flock camera surveillance? Because it's a privacy issue, not a political issue.

I don't know what point you are trying to make, especially with the added comment about boycotting Amazon.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 9:50am · View original

@piebob @AnnaAnthro

It's not "fake", it's humor.

I never claimed it was "news".

If it's not your flavor, no biggie. You are free to scroll past it or to comment.

I'd advise you though, not to tell someone what to post or not to post.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/16/2026 - 9:42am · View original

@failedLyndonLaRouchite

The left?