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I've been Sketched

Sketchy Elf, who knew?

I was invited to the Kava Bar for Open Mic Night to watch some friends perform, and one of the patrons decided to do some urban sketching. Well, they decided to use my silly self as a subject and I'm Totally happy with the outcome. Not a bad likeness.

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Urban Drawing

Sketch

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Killed it again.

Always worth a laugh.

I sort of had a good reason this time.

Ok so running elfLand on a new server now. Because of the CentOS debacle, I'm switching to Alma Linux like pretty much everyone else.

So anyway, when I'm testing a new server build I generally move all of my crap over first to see what breaks. With BackDrop, NextCloud, WordPress, Matomo, and a few other things running on the nice new Apache/PHP/PHP-FPM/MariaDB/APCu it gets a workout.

Website

BackdropCMS

Server

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Errol Flynn

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Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 6:01pm · View original

@elfin @paul_ipv6 @petrillic

OMG

Babe...I got you babe...

I'll have their hold music memorized soon.

This song is playing now and I remember it playing last time.

At the 42min mar...

ok that's kinda funny

Well see next time.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 5:58pm · View original

@elfin @paul_ipv6 @petrillic Tmobile business used to be in the US. That is no longer the case. Upside business is 24hr. I used to have to wait till Monday and wait super long because everyone else did too. And yeah I'm not asking to talk to the sysadmin ALTHOUGH I believe that…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 5:27pm · View original

@juliewebgirl @paul_ipv6 @petrillic Folk have always considered IT people Robots anyway. /dick

Yeah, you want a human? Call the suit and tie department ... they're not doing anything useful anyway.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 5:23pm · View original

@Weirding_Is_Real @juliewebgirl
I am a fucking cookie connoisseur (I have half a dozen in my bag right now for when I get to the beach) ... they were REALLY good cookies brah!

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 5:19pm · View original

@paul_ipv6 @petrillic @elfin
Welp. At&t won't even send me a router to try them out.

Extra bummed because I spoke with a human in the US. Oh yeah, I was talking to sales. Never mind. Of course.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 4:55pm · View original

@paul_ipv6 @petrillic @elfin Yeah I can tell. It's really obvious. My bill is fine. Everytime I talk to them, which is often, I make them give me a credit. They're already paying me to keep 2 lines I'm not even using. Crediting me more than they would cost. I'm a 12+ customer…

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 4:52pm · View original

@wpbot Hire someone else to do WordPress. I'm the SysAdmin.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 4:51pm · View original

@teledyn Fake Maple Syrup is not a victimless crime.

Julie Webgirl @juliewebgirl@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 4:48pm · View original

@petrillic @elfin @paul_ipv6

They *were* good. Then Ledger quit and turned into a jerk.

`Da Elf @elfin@mstdn.social · 08/19/2026 - 4:46pm · View original

@monstrodosrtiago @lowqualityfacts Where do you get "cheap" paint?

I've ...
* Painted houses
* Had a SigOth that was an acrylic and oil artist.

Never seen Cheap Paint.