In making this site I need a Lorem Ipsum Generator. Well, I don't need one but it makes life more convenient.
There is some really great stuff at The Ultimate List Of Lorem Ipsum Generator. Hipster Ipsum and Bacon Ipsom are hysterical, tho the Samuel L. Ipsum is entirely too Safe For Work.
Yes, there went half an hour of the day.
I ended up with a plugin for FireFox called Flipsum Ipsum (and for Chrome) and think I'm going to go with the "Coffee Shop" Ipsum.
Welcome to Cafe Ipsum, can I take your order? Salted caramel hot chocolate with five shots of vanilla syrup. Next customer please. A tuna and cheese toastie with salt & vinegar crisps on the side. Two slices of flapjack, three slices of millionaires shortbread and two triple chocolate cookies. Three chai teas. Next customer please. Two slices of chocolate cake, three slices of flapjack and four raspberry and white chocolate cookies. Three hibiscus teas. Mint hot chocolate with two shots of vanilla syrup. Three grande flat whites with five shots of hazelnut syrup please. Next customer please.