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Effin Birds - Mon, 10/05/2026 - 11:03
A painting of a bird beside the text "au revoir to your bullshit"ALT
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Effin Birds - Sun, 10/04/2026 - 11:03
A painting of a bird beside the text "may I be the first to say fuck this shit"ALT
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Effin Birds - Sat, 10/03/2026 - 11:02
A painting of a bird beside the text "we appear to be in the eye of the clusterfuck"ALT
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Effin Birds - Fri, 10/02/2026 - 11:02
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "MOTHERFUCKER NO WAY"ALT
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Effin Birds - Thu, 10/01/2026 - 11:04
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm through with this fuckin' trash fire" ALT
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Effin Birds - Wed, 09/30/2026 - 11:01
A painting of a bird beside the text "you are capable of badass shit"ALT
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Effin Birds - Tue, 09/29/2026 - 11:02
A painting of a bird beside the text "good morning to both you and your bullshit"ALT
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Effin Birds - Sun, 09/27/2026 - 11:04
A painting of a bird beside the text "legit what the fuck"ALT
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Effin Birds - Sat, 09/26/2026 - 11:02
A painting of a bird beside the text "is this some kind of fucking joke"ALT
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Effin Birds - Fri, 09/25/2026 - 11:04
A painting of a bird beside the text "hey, look at me not giving a fuck"ALT
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Effin Birds - Thu, 09/24/2026 - 11:01
A painting of a bird beside the text "so glad I could witness this monumental fuckup"ALT
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Effin Birds - Wed, 09/23/2026 - 11:04
A painting of a bird beside the text "would you consider shutting the fuck up?"ALT
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TORONTO: free appearance alert!

Effin Birds - Wed, 09/23/2026 - 08:00

TORONTO: free appearance alert!

October 17th I’ll be at the Toronto Shitshow with the brand new Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards box, all formats of my 2027 calendars, and more great gift options.

Plus you can buy a VIP ticket with timed entry that includes an Effin’ Birds pin and book!

2026 Toronto Sh!t Show

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ASK EFFIN’ BIRDS: it’s like Dear Abby but way worse and also rude

Effin Birds - Tue, 09/22/2026 - 11:18

ASK EFFIN’ BIRDS: it’s like Dear Abby but way worse and also rude

get your questions in, dingdongs

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